FAQs
From Tecumsehs
People have many questions about the Tecumsehs, including the Tecumsehs themselves. This page can only ever seek to answer a few of them and none of them definitively.
[edit] The Rules
Q: What are the 'Tecumseh Rules' and must I follow them?
A: Fortunately, this isn't Fight Club so we can talk about The Rules. Many of the rules have been lost in the mists of time, or created in the pub at midnight when frankly no-one is likely to remember. Most of the rules are treated more like guidelines than commandments set in stone. Those that have endured are as follows:
- Rule #1 - no jugglers.
- Rule #2 - no unicyclists.
[edit] Who are yer?
Q: What the hell is a Tecumseh when it's at home?
A: Erm..drunk? A potted history of all things Tecumseh can be found in The Dugout.
[edit] General softball FAQs
Q: Do you have to be short to be a shortstop?
A: No, as long as you're smaller than your ego, you'll be fine.
Q: Is softball dangerous?
A: Not if you don't annoy us.
Q: What's the average OBS, RBI and OPS of the players on your team?
A: Piss off, statboy.
Q: Wotsits or bacon fries?
A: We'll get back to you...
Q: How many trophies have the Tecumsehs won?
A: Won? Plenty. Acquired; more.
Q: What should you do when fielding in the outfield and someone hits a fly ball to you?
A: Your first movement should always be backwards.
