Tom Miles

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Tom Miles
"Bring me more booze!"
Position:	OF / C
First season:	2001
Likes:	Piña Coladas, getting caught in the rain...
Dislikes:	The Kamikazes
Team responsibilities:	You've got to be kidding me.

Tom Miles is the team's veteran overweight slugger. Well, one of them. He patrols the outfield with an experienced eye, and can shift a bit for a big fella. He likes a beer or two, claiming that it "steadies the nerves, stills the hands and focuses the eyes". Also alcohol distracts him from an overwhelming sense of existential panic.

His top tip is:- "On a fly ball to the outfield your first movement should always be backwards."

Tom's a cheeky Taurean who dreams of a world free from religious conflict.